North Palm Mall

$28.00

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It’s time to wear genuine mall attire.

I consider myself a lover of mall, and a lover of shopping. As of late I was feeling sick of my home so I hopped in the hoopty and headed to a mall right off Exit 95, North Palm Mall was its name, I remember this because the Intercom Speaker echoing throughout the halls said so. This mall wasn’t just any mall, though. This mall was like a palm away from home. After grabbing myself a pretzel and snake I felt a cold breeze brush against my skin through my cheap out of date shirt, and it was that moment that made me rush back home and order this shirt online from the mall. I love the mall. – Owner

T-SHIRT SPECS:
  • 100% Mallsoft cotton
  • Good gift for the wrong person
  • Bad gift for the right person
  • Feels like the mall sounds
  • Most wearable inside the mall
  • 3D palm tree render
  • Japanese text translates to “Palm Mall” (trust me)
  • SIZE GUIDE:
    SIZE LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
    S 28 in 18 in 15 ⅝ in
    M 29 in 20 in 17 in
    L 30 in 22 in 18 ½ in
    XL 31 in 24 in 20 in
    2XL 32 in 26 in 21 ½ in
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    Weight N/A