SCARY SOCS

$12.00

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Socks that will scare your socks off!

It’s that time of year, the weather is chilling to the bone, and people are dressing up as themselves more and more each year (monsters). I’ve been wearing the same boring socks for over a year straight, the other day I got one snagged real good on a nail and it tore clean open and even caught my big toe nail on the way out! After a quick trip to the store for some code red dew to remedy and sterilize that nasty wound – I knew I would need to find a new pair of socks. I went for a search online and couldn’t find a single pair of socks that would fit me, “What can I do now?” I sighed out into the abyss of the Internet. Just then, I noticed my webcam light turned on, a moment later, my desktop wallpaper was changed to my own face, but there was something else different about it.. Something so sinister that I won’t write it. I began noticing that my computer was bleeding red blood, and on my real wallpaper wall were what appeared to be letters written in red blood forming. After a couple days I noticed the letters spelled out a URL to a website, it was this very page. I was led to these socks, they had my size and I was sold instantly. – Owner

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  • Could possibly fit you
  • Don’t use if you are allergic to socks
  • Running speed slightly increased (unrelated to socks)
  • Iconic Halloween pattern
  • Doubles as a sock puppet
  • Perfect trick or treat device
  • Good place to hide your candy
  • SIZE GUIDE:
    SIZE US Men’s US Women’s
    S 5–6.5 6–8
    M 7–9.5 8.5–11
    L 10–13 11.5–13
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