Web Designer

The wind was howling on this crazy night. I stayed indoors because Halloween always gives this dog the creeps. No, I’m am not a dog, it’s just a figure of speech. I needed some fresh air so I went to the creepy mansion in the upstairs of town everyone tells me to never go near. I walked in and was surprised to see creepy fog surround the halls. My skin became itchy, my face became numb, my fingers became a-twitching. I knew what was happening. It was dark so I went to the lit torch on the wall to see what was happening. My entire body was covered in a bunch of creepy hairy spiders. I screamed so loud, I scared myself, I scared the spiders, and I even I accepted my fate and knew it was over. Before long, the spiders started crawling off my body. Underneath, I was wearing a new shirt. I asked where it even came from and the spiders told me about this webpage, they told me that they made this shirt from their own cotton from their abdomens, and asked politely for me to remove the shirt from my back and to buy one from the website, “We aren’t running a charity.” Saysed the spiders. I never went back there again that night. I bought this shirt when I got home. – UNKNOWN