Don’t be in flounder of your next move.
I’d been down on my luck lately, feeling like a disappointment to all my friends, family, and by far most important, my teammates. I’d been missing easy to hit shots in my fav shooter game (Flounder Strike: Goldfish Gangsters) and it was causing me immense anguish. I knew I needed to get a new mouse pad before my life was completely ruined beyond worthwhile repair, so I went web-surfing to find a new pad that would fix all the problems in my life, but not before I went to my local pet shelter to replace my goldfish (Goldy Locks: The Goldfish) with a living goldfish. Upon entering the pet shelter there were ads on the jumbotron screen for an upcoming Flounder Strike: Goldfish Gangsters tournament, the grand prize was the AQUA DREAM mouse pad, I immediately ran back home and fired up my computer and went online to buy this pad and then used it to win the tournament and get the grand prize! – Owner
T-SHIRT SPECS:
As smooth as a slippery fish
Large like a fish tank
Doubles as sushi platter
Makes your accuracy feel like it’s greater
Never make a fluke shot again, every miss is your fault
Catfish safe
Fabric feels soft and comfortable on skin and gills
SIZE GUIDE:
LENGTH |
HEIGHT |
36 in |
18 in |