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TV GIRLFRIEND

Feel better, feel worse.

These days I’ve been feeling terribly lonely due to not leaving my house and losing everyone I love due to not leaving my house. All I want, and all I need is someone to call my own. Seems like the only real escape I’ve had is my personal computer that I use more than my own bed (for sleeping in and eating in). I know fate would be deciding my misery on this day, and it decided to spare me and instead lent me some reprieve. Fate sent me a direct download link to this HTML page to purchase this shirt, and what does I do next? Guess. I don’t have time for you to email your answer actually, I’ll just tell you. I bought this shirt, yeah you probably guessed that anyway. UPDATE: I just got this shirt in the mail, my mailman does not like me at all (unrelated issue), and I love this shirt! – Owner

T-SHIRT SPECS:
  • Made from 100% cotton balls
  • SELF-SHIPPING READY CHARACTER
  • One size fits you, potentially
  • Easy to figure out
  • Intuitive design
  • Transportation compatible
  • Created for wearing on human torso, could be used for other stuff
  • SIZE GUIDE:
    SIZE LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
    S 28 in 18 in 15 ⅝ in
    M 29 in 20 in 17 in
    L 30 in 22 in 18 ½ in
    XL 31 in 24 in 20 in
    2XL 32 in 26 in 21 ½ in

    $28.00