

These days I’ve been feeling terribly lonely due to not leaving my house and losing everyone I love due to not leaving my house. All I want, and all I need is someone to call my own. Seems like the only real escape I’ve had is my personal computer that I use more than my own bed (for sleeping in and eating in). I know fate would be deciding my misery on this day, and it decided to spare me and instead lent me some reprieve. Fate sent me a direct download link to this HTML page to purchase this shirt, and what does I do next? Guess. I don’t have time for you to email your answer actually, I’ll just tell you. I bought this shirt, yeah you probably guessed that anyway. UPDATE: I just got this shirt in the mail, my mailman does not like me at all (unrelated issue), and I love this shirt! – Owner
| SIZE | LENGTH | WIDTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
| S | 28 in | 18 in | 15 ⅝ in |
| M | 29 in | 20 in | 17 in |
| L | 30 in | 22 in | 18 ½ in |
| XL | 31 in | 24 in | 20 in |
| 2XL | 32 in | 26 in | 21 ½ in |
$28.00