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Fix your perfect life

Everything in my life had been perfect, my doggy fed, my bills paid, my fridge filled with food and drinks, but something had been bothering me. You see, from the outsider looking in, it would appear that there was nothing to fix in my life, but that was simply not the case. I didn’t know what was wrong in my life, but I could feel in my chest and more… something needed to change. After taking my doggy for my famous walk, I arrived inside my perfect home and darted to my immaculate computer and visited the one place that always steered me right and told me what I need to think. I pressed enter, and within 5 minutes I arrived to the checkout page for this shirt, and my conclusion. Let’s just my question was answered in full, and it wasn’t what I hoped for, but what I ultimately deserved. – Owner

T-SHIRT SPECS:
  • 100% cotton comforting shirt
  • Only one search query printed on shirt
  • Not intended to be worn without an uplifting spirit
  • Feels identical to the real thing
  • Your loved ones will tell you about it
  • Feeds curiosity and moths
  • Helps in some scenarios
  • SIZE GUIDE:
    SIZE LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
    S 28 in 18 in 15 ⅝ in
    M 29 in 20 in 17 in
    L 30 in 22 in 18 ½ in
    XL 31 in 24 in 20 in
    2XL 32 in 26 in 21 ½ in

    $28.00