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PACKAGE-LOSS

$28.00

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My mind is always lost in transit, every online shop order I purchase never arrived at my new home. Customer service was no longer accepting my refund requests and I began to lose all of my money. All my online digital internet packages went seemingly missing during their shipment until recently I had discovered they were shipping the five hundred and forty eight ordered packages to my old house which I couldn’t go near anymore. I felt completely defeated, and started to feel like a package (lost), and I just yearned for a time that I would finally see a package arrive at my new home and hear my poor door finally get a knock on her by anyone at all (nobody visits me). This shirt is the only package that truly got my address right this time, and I couldn’t have been happier, I order it every time I want to see and hear a package knocking at my door. – Owner

T-SHIRT SPECS:
  • Guaranteed shipping
  • Full cotton coverage
  • Makes you a walking package
  • Label built right into the shirt
  • Makes you a package people wait for
  • Finally be real mail
  • Fresh factory smell
    • SIZE GUIDE:
    SIZE LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
    S 28 in 18 in 15 ⅝ in
    M 29 in 20 in 17 in
    L 30 in 22 in 18 ½ in
    XL 31 in 24 in 20 in
    2XL 32 in 26 in 21 ½ in
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