Orion

My regular wife of whom I met, was starting to grow more distant and spent less time at home, and more time at her “vacation house” by The Keyes. We’d been training our little cat for the biggest cat show of the year and she wasn’t putting in the effort needed to win even a fucking bronze medal. I feared all our effort (mostly mine) would be for FUCKING NOTHING. At least I had my little cat that promised to never leave. One day I noticed my wife hadn’t been home in 3 weeks and she had our cat, this was not like her. I attempted to call her but it went straight to voice, the big competition was nearly a month away and without a cat and my wife, I knew I wouldn’t win any big trophy. Before panic completely swallowed me whole, I was abruptly startled by a knocking on my door. When I opened it, I looked down and my wife was there, but she was different, she was on all fours and had furry skin and sharp claws. “What happened to you, my wife?” I said to myself in absolute terror, she looked up at me with those big bright beautiful eyes I fell in love with, “Am I really about to do what I think about to do with this fucking cat?!” I said loudly, loud enough for her to hear, she began talking to me which sent me into shock. She said that she put herself in the cat’s body so I would finally pay attention to her, since I was always hanging out with our cat instead of her. I told her we had no time to waste, we needed to train for the big cat show! After a month straight of strenuous training we entered into the competition and won first in show. My wife unfortunately was struck by a car and fell ill from the ambulance ride back, I was saddened by this, my heart was aching, until.. I realized my wife’s normal human body was still out there, presumably at the “vacation house”, so I told the ambulance driver to hang a right and drive to The Keyes. When we arrived I quickly found her normal body and asked the witch doctor (Dr. Illegitimate PhD) to perform a body morph spell on my wife. With a tap of his chicken head stick, my beautiful wife was back in her normal body, and our cat was okay indefinitely. Before he left, the witch doctor remarked that our cat looked familiar, said it looked just like the one on this website. Out of curiosity I bought this sweater to confirm, and it does look similar. – Owner