LIVE LAUGH LOVE

Just 2 weeks ago (shipping delayed due to tragic mailing incident that unfortunately concerns me now), I was a pathetic down on my luck little pest to the world. Nobody told me a good word in my whole sad life, not even from my gran mama or my sugary cereal boxes late at night. You could say my life was heading towards an irreversible tragedy, I felt like I couldn’t live my life the way I wanted, I couldn’t crack even a smile, I hadn’t laughed in years cause I haven’t worn a shirt in years. But just a couple weeks ago (shipping delayed due to tragic mailing incident that unfortunately really concerns me now), I was mailed this shirt by an anonymous benefactor after silently begging for it online, “Is this it? Is this the break I’ve been aching for?” I says to the decayed withering bones of my old furry rodent friend by the electrical fuse-box in my cool attic room nobody knows about down here, I frantically tore the package apart with my car keys I haven’t used in years due to license suspension. This is it, the shirt I finally wear today with a big large loving smile, I finally felt alive this day. – Owner