INTERNET MADE ME

Ever since the incident I feel like the internet is the only place I can go to anymore without people seeing me as some kind of freak of nature. Everyone online agrees with me and thinks I’m right and what I think is right, they affirm what I think I already know, and that keeps me going good. All the people in my life have abandoned me, all but my computer screen. I was at the right chat room at the right time when a friendly User told me to buy this shirt that I always knew I already wanted, I never placed an order so fast (even with my blazing fast broadband internet). When it arrived I felt I could finally step outside and integrate myself with the outside world again. P.S: Thanxx internetman +1
– Owner

Outside world safe

Will grab the eyes of anyone that passes by

Made with real Halloween-grade cotton

Won’t disappear after you own it

Extremely rare collectable shirt

All thanks go to this User!

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