INTERNET MADE ME
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INTERNET MADE ME

$28.00

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LET EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT YOUR INTERNET TRANSFORMATION.

Ever since the incident I feel like the internet is the only place I can go to anymore without people seeing me as some kind of freak of nature. Everyone online agrees with me and thinks I’m right and what I think is right, they affirm what I think I already know, and that keeps me going good. All the people in my life have abandoned me, all but my computer screen. I was at the right chat room at the right time when a friendly User told me to buy this shirt that I always knew I already wanted, I never placed an order so fast (even with my blazing fast broadband internet). When it arrived I felt I could finally step outside and integrate myself with the outside world again. P.S: Thanxx internetman +1
– Owner

T-SHIRT SPECS:
  • Outside world safe
  • Will grab the eyes of anyone that passes by
  • Made with real Halloween-grade cotton
  • Won’t disappear after you own it
  • Extremely rare collectable shirt

  • All thanks go to this User!
  • live, laugh, love
    • SIZE GUIDE:
    SIZE LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
    S 28 in 18 in 15 ⅝ in
    M 29 in 20 in 17 in
    L 30 in 22 in 18 ½ in
    XL 31 in 24 in 20 in
    2XL 32 in 26 in 21 ½ in
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    Description

    The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

    • 100% cotton
    • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
    • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
    • Open-end yarn
    • Tubular fabric
    • Taped neck and shoulders
    • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
    • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

    This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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