Human Verification

All I do lately is browse the web and eat dinner when I’m hungry for it (usually around dinner time or above). This week was no exception, I got up at the crack of dawn to give my PC time to charge up and start booting and around noon I sat down to begin my browsing. At this very moment I noticed something peculiar, an ad appeared on my screen, politely informing me that I’d won money 2 mollion dollars to be exact (no that’s not a typo, it was really that much money). Eager to claim my prize, I mailed them their requested 500 dollar claiming fee and eagerly waited for them to eagerly get back to me. Fast forward a few days, I got a new mail delivery and ran to my mailbox to check what fruitful treasures were bestowed inside. I opened the envelope labeled – ‘YOUR MONEY PRIZE’ and inside was my big prize money! I was ecstatic, and rushed to my computer to figure out what I could start spending my new found wealth on. I kept getting ads for local charities and seeing posts about my neighbor begging for crisis relief donations to help fund rebuilding their recently flooded home. I knew people just wanted to leech off my hard earned money, so I installed an ad blocker and blocked my neighbor on EVERYTHING. “Okay, now where was I?” I says to myself, “Oh that’s right” I says to myself. I went browsing to look for an impeccable purchase, and I stumbled upon this website, they were offering this shirt and I was offering money to buy it, and then I bought it and now own it. Now when I see fake people that only want me for my money I can prevent them from entering my life with this rich hood rat shirt. – Owner