Frog Survey

I’ve been doing better in my life lately, I no longer worry about things like being loved, being cared for, or even known by so much as my neighbors or even their neighbors. I guess I’ve just figured out what really matters to me, and that’s the frog I found on my faithful porch one afternoon after a hurricane blew my porch off my house while I was on it, it degloved the skin from my leg bone, but that pain quickly turned into agonizing cherishing pain, as I was swept along with my porch into a tropical dreamlike rain forest. You think I would’ve found that frog from the rain forest but I didn’t, I found the frog before all that happened. Alone in the forest with my frog, my leg bleeding out. You’d think this would be the worst day of my life, but it was. My leg turn from red to brown then back to my original skin color (#D1CE8A), my vision was on the cusp of failing but my frog was on the cusp of hopping around, hopping around to where, to wear, or helping me to wear, to help me? Turns out, my frog had a plan all along that would save me and my life, before the hurricane my frog knew I would get my leg nearly torn completely right off, so using its intuition and background history it had ordered this shirt online 5 weeks prior. My frog led me back to my sore porch in the rain forest, on my porch were all the packages delivered to my address, I typically would ignore packages delivered to my house since I don’t know who knows where I live, but my frog whimpered and pulled one of the packages with its sticky little hand towards me. I used my sharp broken leg bone to tear the package open, it was this shirt, on the inside. I wrapped my leg up with the shirt and it turned completely red instantly, I had to go online and buy it again. Now, I have two of these shirts and recently got enough quarters to wash the red soaked one at the laundromat, while I wait, I use my newly arrived shirt to soak up my yellow and red leg. I’m so thankful for my observant frog and this shirt. – Owner