Friday

I rode into town on my horse named Friday and left town 3 days later due to a tragic event that I caused. Right before I bid farewell to that town with no name, I snapped this pic of me and my horse named Friday and rode away on Friday (the day of the week, also my horse’s name). I was so overjoyed to depart from that town I caused such anguish to for no reason (no good reason anyway), and I couldn’t wait to find another town to start anew. During our trip I had to lead Friday to water on Saturday and then make him drink it by Sunday at sundown before Monday came ’round, by Tuesday we laid eyes on another town we’d yet to destroy due to absolutely selfish desires. Finally by Wednesday we made it into town, they had high tech computers and functional fiber-optic mirrored gigabit internet (surprising discovery in the cowboy era). During my internet voyage I found a website that offered this shirt of that aforementioned picture of me and my horse named Friday on it. Without question, I ordered it and by Thursday it shipped and arrived on Friday. – Owner