FALL APART

Recently I visited a scary haunted house atop the haunted hill in my town. I snuck into the house and headed towards the kitchen as I was very hungry and hadn’t eaten anything all day, I knew I should’ve eaten but I forgot to and I was already out of the house and past the point of no return when I realized my unfortunate mistake. I was nearly skin and bones like the skeleton I saw in the kitchen.. Oh yeah, did I mention the skeleton I saw in the kitchen yet? Well yeah I found a creepy skeleton in the kitchen of this creepy haunted mansion house, and I was scared enough I nearly felt my bones jump from my skin. I asked what it wanted, and it asked what I was doing in its house. I saysed I was hungry and hadn’t eaten all day, and it said to me “You came to the wrong kitchen then, this place got no food, why do you think I’m a skeleton? Why do you think there’s no food in the fridge or anywhere?” This hurt me to hear, cause when I looked in the fridge, yeah there wasn’t any food in there. I asked if I could borrow its computer so I could order some food online, and it sayied to me “Sure, just don’t check my Creepy Partition drive” I dared not to look and made my order for a large cheese pizza and this shirt to my house. After my order was confirmed I sayed goodbye to the skeleton and I never visited that house again for the rest of the night. – UNKNOWN