DATA-HARVEST

Halloween was just around THE corner and I could see IT peering from beyond the horizon, and all my neighbors had recently passed away mysteriously just a few days ago (just kidding, I wanted to fill you youngsters with some Halloween fright, hope I didn’t scare you too bad). I really wanted a shirt to get me into the spirit of this insane loony season, my chest was looking bare and I needed a haunt and/or a scare, I went online to shop online and I picked the first and only shirt I could find, ‘DATA HARVEST’ was its name and I purchased it from this domain, I hear from afar a ring at my door, *GASP!* the wait is no more.. the shirt finally came!
– Owner