Cloud Termination

$30.00

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Failed to save your precious little cloud server from ultimate termination?

My little cloud server and I have always been connected on a super admin level, we understood each others commands and prompts. That was, until the super cyberstorm came and devastated our connection, it was a catastrophic devastating and web shattering loss. The last script my server ever wrote back to me was a redirect to buy this hat, in which I wear in remembrance of my dead homie. – Owner

HAT SPECS:
  • Memorial bonus +1
  • Easy to use super head strap
  • DNS port 0.0.2.1
  • Precipitates when rain outside
  • Offline connectivity
  • Protects from DDOS attacks (while wearing)
  • Secured by shoponline.click superweb security
    • SKU: 6264F3BB1A918 Category:

    Description

    Complement your everyday wardrobe with this pigment-dyed denim hat! Made out of 100% cotton, the 6-panel cap offers a light feel, while the adjustable strap ensures a solid and comfortable fit.

    • 100% cotton
    • 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
    • Soft crown
    • 6 sewn eyelets
    • 4 rows of visible stitching on the visor
    • Adjustable strap
    • Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
    • Blank product sourced from China

    Additional information

    Weight 0.09 oz

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