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From a trio of spooks, a ghostly ghoul is on the loose!

Recently I was visiting my local haunted house on the hill, yeah I know said I wouldn’t do it, yeah I know I told everyone I was staying home that night, but I just had to check out what all the fuss was about. My skin was shivering hard when I got inside the house, was that something I should be worried about? I had no time to ask such questions, I eagerly walked up the creaky stairs and crept through the eerie halls above, until I noticed the scariest damned thing I ever seen before, scary demonds for as far as the eye could see, coming right at me, asking me what I was doing in their home, asking me how I got in their home, saying I don’t belong in there. I froze up like my ol’ lady’s Win’95 Mach’ine. What happened next scared my ass off for good, all those ghouls were holding something in the air, some kind of cloth or something? I got a closer look after asking one of the demonds to come closer so I could see it, it was a shirt of one of their passed relatives, I saysed where they got that from? They redirected me to this shirt. I never went back to that haunted house for the rest of the night. – UNKNOWN

T-SHIRT SPECS:
  • Survive ghastly gas leaks
  • Look like you seen a ghost
  • Protects from boolight
  • Tears your limb from limb
  • Only for the bravest of heart
  • Made out of ghost fabric
  • Designed with love
  • SIZE GUIDE:
    SIZE LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
    S 28 in 18 in 15 ⅝ in
    M 29 in 20 in 17 in
    L 30 in 22 in 18 ½ in
    XL 31 in 24 in 20 in
    2XL 32 in 26 in 21 ½ in

    $28.00