Never Obsolete

$25.00

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I’ll be honest this time, I was really at the end of my rope this time. My computer has been on the fritz for over the whole day and it’s raining so all repair shops are closed until the weatherman/woman says it’s okay (I’m of course just joking but that’s just coping) (See what having no internet online does to a guy) All I have had is my newspaper and my broken computer to look at, so I decided to open my newspaper (Which felt familiar to me) and have a little look inside, what the heck was in there? Okay let me tell you, it was this ad for this computer that I bought on this website. I got this shirt but no computer, but fine by me! – Owner

T-SHIRT SPECS:
  • Yellow shirt
  • 2000+ threads
  • Will never go obsolete
  • Future proofed (OR YOUR MONEY BACK!) (WE MEAN IT THIS TIME) (GIVE OR TAKE)
  • Includes 30 day free trial to our website
  • Can be worn in the rain
  • 10x faster than your competitors
  • Pre-built and ready for use out of the box
  • Power-supply not included
  • Computer not included
  • Owner not included
  • Peripherals not included
  • Worries not included
  • Installation wizard not included
  • Bloatware not included
  • License not included
    • SIZE GUIDE:
    SIZE LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
    S 28 in 18 in 15 ⅝ in
    M 29 in 20 in 17 in
    L 30 in 22 in 18 ½ in
    XL 31 in 24 in 20 in
    2XL 32 in 26 in 21 ½ in
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    Description

    The 100% cotton men’s classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

    • 100% cotton
    • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
    • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
    • Open-end yarn
    • Tubular fabric
    • Taped neck and shoulders
    • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
    • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

    This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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