3D Axolotl

$25.00

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TAKE A DIVE INTO THE 3RD DIMENSION!

I found a person floating in my pool recently (which is rare given the circumstances). This person wasn’t moving at all, just floating around enjoying the moment, but I just had to ruin it by asking them where they got that cool aquatic t-shirt they were wearing in my pool. I won’t tell you what I did but I’m sure you can guess what I did. I’m sure you can guess how it happened and why, and let’s just say you’re not the first nor last person to read this. – Owner

– Unrelated image of person in my pool.
T-SHIRT SPECS:
  • 3D render based on real life sea creature
  • Pink but you can never know that
  • Cursed with the happiest face
  • Swimming rate increased 30%
  • Not dishwasher safe
  • Something is wrong with me
  • Doubles as aquarium rag
  • SIZE GUIDE:
    SIZE LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
    S 28 in 18 in 15 ⅝ in
    M 29 in 20 in 17 in
    L 30 in 22 in 18 ½ in
    XL 31 in 24 in 20 in
    2XL 32 in 26 in 21 ½ in
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    Description

    The 100% cotton men’s classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

    • 100% cotton
    • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
    • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
    • Open-end yarn
    • Tubular fabric
    • Taped neck and shoulders
    • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
    • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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