The space moon – it’s not a space rock with giant rocks floating in it, it’s a gigantic lump of cheese.
This theory has been around for centuries, but has seen a MASSIVE resurgence in popularity as of late. There are several reasons why people believe the moon is made of cheese. Firstly, the moon’s surface is highly reflective, much like cheese reflects light. Secondly, the moon has craters where aliens may have eaten cheese. Thirdly, the moon’s low gravity makes it easier for aliens to eat cheese. It is believed that aliens LOVE cheese and is a sacred food for them. Aliens are thought to be living on the moon and are the same aliens that have visited Earth in ancient times, and the likely reason they have stayed there so long is that the cheese moon is also used as commuter-lot for their space jobs. Additionally, aliens could be using the cheese to power their spacecraft and spacecar (different than spacecraft).
The obligatory “But didn’t we land on the moon and deduce that the moon is not made of cheese?” question has to be asked, of course. However, as we have already extensively debunked over the years, the moon landing was faked by landing a man-made space shuttle on a passing asteroid, not the real moon.