
Everyone is talking about a new app that ruins your life even better than the others

It seems every week there is talk about a new social media app. The advent goal for these apps were to keep people connected and size down the Internet to be a small central hub to easily control what people say and how they say it, and it works great! People say a lot of stuff, and what they’ve been saying recently is that they need more apps that do the exact same thing as the other app but run under different moderation with the same opinion and end-goal to control everything and all funny beliefs.
The latest app generating all the buzz in the news this week, ‘Blue Horizon’ is a social media app that allows users to post their thoughts on a wall and optionally attach images. Another great feature of this app is the ability to follow your favorite personalities such as the likenesses of Jenna Marbles and Shane Dawson. The number of registered users in just the first week alone has reached over 50 million and is expected to reach 5 million by next month. The reason for the sudden influx of users on this new app is most likely due to the dissatisfaction of the social media landscape – apps like BirdNest and BoxTube have been under fire this past year for their questionable moderation as a result of new management, people want a safer place to ruin their lives on. Now it’s your turn to destroy your fabled life and hand it over to Blue Horizon.
Look into your mirror and ask what you’d do without 5 social media apps controlling your life every day 365 days a year. I know I would be sad with all that extra free time! Download Blue Horizon and their companion app Blue Hare.