Are you browsing on malware? Find out now!

Are you browsing on malware? Find out now!

Okay, so you clicked on this article, are you highly vulnerable to a targeted malware attack?
As defined by many, malware is something that is bad and makes you not want to use your computer for the rest of the week. For an example, popular file compression software program ‘WinRar’ – a free program that allows its users to compress any file into a .zip file or a .rar file, which can often be useful when sharing files over the internet, as it can allow one to decrease the size of a file, therefore decreasing the amount of time spent downloading the file, is considered by most of the world to be malware because of the ugly books icon theory. Under a similar line of logic, would this website be considered malware? When you click on that one link and the colors wash over your eyes, revealing a quaint pink superstore just begging to be entered, do you want to shut your machine off and call it a life? Is this website malware to you? No, this website ain’t ugly, it’s beautiful to your precious eyes. Maybe you’re worth nothing and serve no utility to society if you believe that it is. Is this website secret deep web spyware, designed by technocrats to drain your bank account on all cylinders? Every time you talk to her online and she don’t saying yes, is that malware?

MacDonalds (Food Store)
Pepsi-Cola (Drink)
Roblokz (Game)
The Home Depot (Repair Factory)
Burger King (Food Palace)
These are just a handful of many popular sites you can visit online, are they malware? Refer to your internet manual for the answer you are looking for, I’m done.

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